Secrets, spies, and a little bit of cosmic mischief
Scorpio, today’s Moon is spilling everyone else’s secrets but forcing you to dig for your own. The U. F. O. files? Please, you’ve had weirder in your inbox since 2013. Mercury square Pluto has you lurking and lurking HARD—you’re basically the Babadook of text message receipts right now. The day’s energy: an ancient Greek play, but set at a lesbian speakeasy where everyone’s motives are questionable and the liquor is strong. With Venus opposite Lilith, your savage side is extra alluring; wield it wisely. Saturday is a living, breathing interrogation lamp, and your intuition is the only lawyer allowed. Still, don’t let your suspicion rob you of joy—the Aquarius waning gibbous is your invitation to share one secret and let another go. The mystery is half the fun, babe.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Scorpio. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.



