Scorpio ♏︎

You know that episode of Untucked where queens spill tea so hot the mirrors fog up? That’s Scorpio’s mood as Mars and Chiron tango in Aries, bringing up old rivalries and new pettiness. Today’s headlines: Bobby Cox—the baseball dynasty daddy—has left the chat. But for you, it’s not about mourning tradition, it’s about what dirty secrets get revealed when a patriarch exits. The Moon in Aquarius squares Uranus like it’s a Mean Girls lunch table—expect someone to break the social contract. Use this Sunday to embrace your inner villain era: honor what’s dead, but clear out the skeletons. Your stinger? Sharper than Dua Lipa’s legal team. The waning crescent moon says release, but Scorpio-style: with dramatic lighting and a confessional monologue. This is the day to be the plot twist, not the aftermath. If your ex resurfaces, treat them like a network reboot: “We tried that storyline, and the ratings tanked.”