Aries ♈︎

Let’s be real, Aries: Saturn’s retrograde in your sign is the cosmic equivalent of a guest judge who hates your drag but can’t stop watching. If you’ve felt scrutinized, you’re not wrong. Mars in Cancer is quietly plotting in the green room, while the Moon-Venus duo in Libra is giving “I’m not mad, just disappointed.” The VSU campus shooting has you feeling the collective tension, but you’re not here for doom—you’re here for action. The waxing crescent moon is “get ready, set, not quite go”—your fuse is lit but you’re still checking the safety instructions. You want to burst onto the scene, but Saturn says, “Maybe rehearse once first?” Use the friction as fuel, not a reason to rage-quit. Sometimes the best way to win is to let them underestimate you, then pull a stunt so iconic it gets banned next season.