Sagittarius ♐︎

Someone call the producers: Jupiter’s in Leo, and you’re starring in an unscripted docuseries directed by your own impulsive whims. The Sun’s trine Chiron, so healing is hidden in the messiest plot twists. Meanwhile, as South Carolina leapfrogs to first place in the Democratic primaries, you’re having your own “main character energy” moment. Translation: If you’re not first, you’re not even interested. But be warned: Venus in Libra is judging from the sidelines with a clipboard and a look that says, “Not with those shoes, love.” The waxing crescent moon is giving pre-party jitters mixed with “should I text them?” vibes. Today, you’re equal parts political commentator and drag pageant judge: everything’s a competition, but you can still find the camp in a recount. Find the absurd, lean into it, and remember: you can be both the filibuster and the confetti cannon. Let them underestimate you—you’ll just change the rules.