Who made you HR for humanity? Time to unionize.
Capricorn, Saturn’s retrograde in Aries is your “I can’t be bothered” era, but everyone keeps forwarding you the Cambridge professor discourse like you’re the HR department for the entire planet. Spoiler: you’re not. Still, you wield the clipboard today, casting a critical eye on institutional drama. Moon-Venus in Libra wants a reconciliation, but Saturn is giving “read the fine print.” It’s Sunday, but you woke up in a boardroom, and the agenda includes “reevaluating who gets tenure in your life.” The waxing crescent moon says plant seeds, not resumes—so admit which projects (and people) aren’t making probation. You can acknowledge sorrow without letting it monopolize your mood. Remember, even the most stoic goat sometimes needs a drag queen to teach them how to walk in six-inch heels. Give yourself permission to be emotionally complex: you’re not a productivity robot, you’re a living, breathing scandal.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Capricorn. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
