Therapy, cookouts, and a $160k friendship flex
Happy solar season, crab babe! The Sun and Mercury are spooning in your sign, but with Mercury retrograde it’s more “awkward couple’s therapy” than “adorable montage.” You’re still the MVP of feelings, but today’s waning crescent moon has you ready to Marie Kondo your own heart. The ICE news has you reflecting: what does safety really mean, and who really belongs? Mars and Uranus in Gemini bring up old friendship receipts at the reunion episode—expect pop quizzes on boundaries and loyalty. Ignore the urge to retreat to your shell: the world needs your compassion, but you need time off, too. Taylor Swift’s $160k wedding? You’d spend that on a cozy beach house for your ten favorite friends and twenty rescue cats. Choose chosen family; let the rest unfollow. Tender doesn’t mean naive.
That was the vibe check.
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