Who’s leaking your DM’s? Ask Pluto and find out...
Did you feel that? That’s Pluto backstroking through Aquarius retrograde, leaking DMs to Jupiter in Leo: the original “it girl” meets the misunderstood villain. Your weekend? Think Electric Forest, but it’s your soul in a rave tent, caught between a drag queen in wings and a philosopher on molly. The ICE news hits you deep—less rage, more calculated loyalty. You’re the friend who files the evidence, then brings the cupcakes to the protest. Waning crescent moon energy asks: who do you trust with your Finsta password and your therapy recap? Venus on the South Node has you flirting with ghosts of crises past, while Mars and Uranus conspire to make your DMs both scandalous and full of hard truths. Let the world gawk at glitzy wedding headlines; you know that love is in the tiny, unposted moments. Keep your tongue sharp, your heart locked, and your eyeliner waterproof.
That was the vibe check.
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