Today’s forecast: 70% feelings, 100% realness, some smoke
Sun and Mercury are cozied up in your sign, retrograde-styles, so you’re feeling every emotional microaggression like a Real Housewife at a reunion special. Friday isn’t gentle: democracy is spiraling, smoke is swirling, but you’re holding the line with homemade cookies and a strongly worded Notes app apology. The world’s political obsession? You’d rather obsess over the moods of your pets. The Moon-Venus combo in Virgo lends you that “I could fix them” energy — except, spoiler, you can’t. Be the friend who hosts but doesn’t rescue; offer a safe space, not a life raft. Your boundaries are the real MVP. Let Elliot Page’s big gay joy inspire you: happiness is a radical act, especially when the air is literally toxic.
That was the vibe check.
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