You’re not lost in the smoke. You ARE the smoke.
This Friday, you’re the cosmic correspondent reporting live from a cloud of wildfire smoke, quoting Sappho and roasting politicians in the same breath. Jupiter in Leo opposes Pluto, so your big ideas are fighting for stage time (cue dramatic lighting). Mercury retrograde in Cancer? You’re rewriting your own myth, but the citations are all from gay Twitter. The Moon-Venus meet-up in Virgo is a reminder that even an agent of chaos deserves a well-curated Google Calendar. The Elliot Page news? Iconic. Use that courage as inspo to be the happiest, most visible version of yourself — even if the air is more “apocalypse chic” than “hot vax summer.” Pro tip: Your teaching moment could be the meme that saves democracy or at least goes viral.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Sagittarius. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
