The charcuterie board of destiny awaits a second helping.
Friday’s cosmic buffet presents: Moon and Venus in Virgo bringing the artisanal snacks, while Mercury retrograde tries (and fails) to serve leftovers. If democracy is a potluck, you’re the only one who actually cooked. The air’s thick with both wildfire haze and election drama, but only one will ruin your charcuterie. Today, Taurus, you get to be the friend who brings vegan options and the one who brings extra wine. Jupiter’s squaring Chiron in a way that says, “Healing is a flavor, not a diet.” Be indulgent, not excessive; be present, not preachy. Elliot Page living his happy, hit-movie, girlfriend life? Take notes: let joy be visible and a little bit petty. If someone tries to kill your vibe, remind them: slow is a speed, and sometimes, it’s the winning one.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Taurus. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
