Your Capricorn house: now streaming in maximum drama.
All eyes on you—Sun, Venus, Mercury, and Mars are basically filming “Keeping Up With Capricorn” and the group chat is popping off. Every planet is in your house but nobody’s doing the dishes. The news is serving cataclysm and calls for empathy, but you’re choosing your moments: Is this your villain origin story or your Oscar speech? The Scorpio Moon wants you to investigate your own soft underbelly (don’t be scared), while Uranus retrograde is hacking your five-year plan. “Tennessee Whiskey” is double diamond, but you’re double booked—work zoom, protest zoom, drag brunch zoom. Here’s your tenderness: even the strong need a little softness. “Being the boss means knowing when to call a friend.”
That was the vibe check.
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