Spill the tea, but keep your therapist on speed dial.
Okay, Gemini, today’s a cosmic group chat: Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all yelling at each other in a Capricorn boardroom and you’re live-tweeting the entire thing. “Tell Me Lies” drops a surprise episode—just like your inbox: 17 unread drafts, 3 existential crises, and one accidental sext. Jupiter’s retrograde in Cancer, so your nostalgia is as extra as a RuPaul roast special. But the waning crescent Moon in Scorpio? That’s your after-party energy: secrets, shade, and a few too many “close friends” stories. There’s mourning in the air, yes, but you know how to meme through the mayhem (honestly, Sappho would be proud). Pro tip: Throw empathy grenades—people are not their worst text. Your screenshot moment: “Share your truth, but save the receipts.” The only thing more iconic than your gossip? Your ability to turn heartbreak into a group project.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
